Weird and inane emails from unknown entities

Discussion in 'The Watering Hole' started by BBW, Jun 6, 2011.

  1. BBW

    BBW Administrator Emeritus

    Jul 7, 2010
    betwixt and between
    I haven't received any "Please give me your bank account..." emails in years, but I just received one today that is of a completely different sort. It's of the "personals" nature.:eek:

    The "New- Personal page...." is a hyperlink which of course I did not click on. And I didn't write back to say that I wasn't the man of her dreams, either.:wink:

    Have any of you received this type? Generally, I don't get much junk email.
  2. soundimageplus

    soundimageplus Top Veteran

    Jul 6, 2010
    I'm sure its a very sincere and genuine plea from a lonely lady looking for love!!
    Or then again it could be the Russian maffia attempting to separate you from your money, your house and your life!

    I did like-
    But a Pebble of the brook
    But, since the state has all your cares ingross'd

    Strangely poetic for spam - though ingross'd is new to me and to the lady in question I suspect.

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  3. Streetshooter

    Streetshooter Administrator Emeritus

    Jul 12, 2010
    Philly, Pa
    Nah..... sounds like one of my ex's .... just ignore them, they go away after a spell...
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  4. pdh

    pdh Legend

    Jan 2, 2011
    yeah, but what kind of spell do you have to use ?
  5. BillN

    BillN Hall of Famer

    Aug 25, 2010
    S W France
    what's happened to the

    36 24 36 info

    what's all this

    Height: 165 centimetres
    Weight: 49 kilograms.

    no good to anyone
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  6. Streetshooter

    Streetshooter Administrator Emeritus

    Jul 12, 2010
    Philly, Pa
    Paul the spell ends with the word D I V O R C E!

    Bill, there may be uses for the metric system... But SAE is certainly sexier....
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  7. Luckypenguin

    Luckypenguin Hall of Famer

    Dec 24, 2010
    Brisbane, Australia
    I still don't know how anything ever got built using feet and inches, but these numbers make sense!
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  8. Armanius

    Armanius Bring Jack back!

    Jan 11, 2011
    Houston, Texas
    I promise that it wasn't me who sent that email!
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